"I brought a school note home with dread.
Somebody switched my rear!
Slept on my tum that night in bed ('cause)
Somebody switched my rear!
I spilled soda on the rug
I was huffy, so no hug!
Sometimes I can act real smug (so)
Somebody switched my rear!

Oh, I'm gettin' spankins' for Christmas
My Mommy-Dommy is glad
I'm gettin spankins' for Christmas
But I swear I'm really not bad!

Who put a tack on teacher's chair??
Wait please don't switch my rear!
I didn't do it, that I swear!
Somebody switched my rear...
I picked some flowers; Mommy's plants!
Had to wear a skirt, not pants
Got some smacks that made me dance ('cause)
somebody switched my rear!

Oh, I'm gettin' spankins' for Christmas!
My Mommy-Dommy is glad!
I'm gettin' Spankins' for Christmas
But I swear I'm really not bad!

I'll still be seeing Santa Clause;
Somebody switched my rear
but he'll still visit me because
I'm such a sweet-heart, dear!
Next-year they'll see me goin' straight!
Next-year They'll see I'm good, just wait!
Wish it was now, but it's too late ('cause)
Somebody switched my rear!

So you better be good, whatever you do!
They look for reasons! Warning you!
You'll get spankins' for Christmas!"

• Oliver Frost-Redwood
  

It's that tme of year yet again An early christmas present to my beloved Pastel! A spanky Christmas carol about everyone's favorite mouse boy! I saw that I hadn't uploaded anything spanky in a while and I just felt fired up to do it, even though I was exhausted and spent all day out and about. Heck yet sudden inspiration!

Once more, Merry Christmas Pastel! You have been so wonderful to me that I don't know how I can ever thank you enough. I love you so much that peoples won't want to read that kinda mush x3 I'll just tell you in person. It will suffice to say here: Merry Christmas, babe! I love you!