"Boohoo!!! My poor bottom! Damned ancient lizard! I won't sit down for a week!" she-werewolf wept, soaking her burned bottom in bucket filled with a cold water.

"Shut up, useless animal!" vampiress snapped out, looking at her partner in crime angrily. She was rubbing a healing nostrum in her sore striped buttocks "This is all your fault!"

"My fault?!" she-werewolf half-raised from the bucket, griting her teeth.

"And who's fault is it? I told you to stay on watch! If you wasn't that greedy, we didn't overlooked the dragon!"

"Oh, should I just stand on watch, while you would take all the treasures yourself?! And why didn't you stand on watch?!"

"Because I was looking for an ancient knowledge not just for gold, you, stupid animal! And shut up if you don't want to get another whipping from me!"

Story inspired by Kalidwen's game Elven Kingdom (which you may found here - https://kalidwen.itch.io/elven-kingdom)