He thought Belinda was a very rude and very naughty German girl.

"No problem!" Ivan said. “I’ll get what you need.”

So he climbed in the window and pulled a very old industrial fan behind Belinda so that when he turned it on low the blades slowly began to smack the seat of Belinda’s skirt about once a second. Belinda was outraged.

“This is not right!!” she snapped. “Correct this immediately!”