Brianna got an emergency call toward the end of the party Saturday night, and so she and Genie had to leave in a hurry and weren't able to give Heather a ride home. So, she ended up riding with me and my main man Perry.

We ended up making a leisurely stop at Perry's place first, though. See, while we both thought Heather made a decent cocktail waitress, Perry figured that in order to be a proper one she actually needed to have a cock in her tail.