Heather has been trying to get in touch with Perry again since September, and recently she succeeded. They've gone on a couple of dates now, but things went south when Perry promised he could sneak her some drinks during a busy night at Carlo's. Yeah, Carlo is sharper than he seems at times, and he wasn't happy about having his liquor license put in jeopardy.

Perry pointed out that the United States is one of the only countries in the world that doesn't allow legal adults like Heather to consume alcohol, and that it's insane that she can serve in the military but not drink. Heather continued herself, and told Carlo that the entire systemic criminalization of American youth is a calculated move to benefit the police state, drug cartels, and for-profit prison industry. Carlo bent both of them over and paddled their butts purple.